he's wanking in the pool!

>>324 im fine thank you mr 8 ball

BORING TROUSERS, ME OLD MUCKKA! HOWS LIFE TREATING YA MATE?

Dead website

>>321 welcome fren

I am posting on the Fun Zone website

DUDE JUST USE THE FUN ZONE LMAO

We must prepare for a global internet pandemic.

Facebook?
>Stopped.
Instagram?
>Stopped
Whatsapp?
>Stopped

The fun?
NEVER STOPS.

Banned from twitter

https://t.me/joinchat/G56ffNLLFwJYzuB0

Banned from twitter

https://t.me/joinchat/G56ffNLLFwJYzuB0

>>313 hell no!
I am very proud of this design, its much better this way. it used to be like how you mentioned for a few hours when the site was first made.

come off of facebook. DO NOT GIVE YOUR FUCKING NUMBER OUT

this message box looks odd interrupting the poasts and pushing them to the right, could you move it above?

With Vinnie MIA, is it not time to induct an acting councillor?

wallahi I have let the country down.

Good morning fun zone, don't forget that Marcus 'meals on wheels 'PRashford, Gaydon Sancho and Bukayo Boko Haram Saka let the country down.

SANCHO AND RASHFORD LET THE COUNTRY DOWNNNNNN

BUKAYO SAKA LET THE COUNTRY DOWN.

twitter down. fun zone up.

this is how we win.

its over fun bro's its so over

FUN ZONE UPDATES:
>More readable on mobile
>(images still break mobile, but that will be fixed soon. one step closer to app launch)
>FPL preview has been added (/sport/fpl.html) for testing

>>303
madspy?

>DUDE JUST BUILD PROJECTS OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL/WORK DUDE JUST LEARN MULTIPLE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES DUDE JUST EXPAND YOUR NETWORK DUDE JUST BUILD WEBSITE/PORTFOLIO SHOWCASING YOUR EXPERIENCE DUDE JUST FIND INTERNSHIPS AND TAKE CLASSES WITH LARGE PROJECTS DUDE JUST CREATE DRAFT RESUMES AND GET THEM REVIEWED DUDE JUST LEARN AND MASTER BIG O DUDE JUST LEARN AND IMPLEMENT DATA STRUCTURES AND ALGORITHMS FROM SCRATCH IN JAVA AND C THEN LEARN DATABASE FUNDAMENTALS AND GRIND 200 LEETCODE QUESTIONS A WEEK DUDE JUST MEMORIZE DIJKSTRA'S ALGORITHM HASH TABLE COLLISION RESOLUTION RABIN KARP SUBSTRING SEARCH AVL TREES RED-BLACK TREES MAPREDUCE HASHMAPS TREENODE'S TRIE AND TRIENODE DUDE JUST LEARN JAVASCRIPT AND BUILD MORE PROJECTS IN REACT DUDE JUST LEARN PYTHON AND MEMORIZE DATA SCIENCE LIBRARIES IN PANDAS NUMPY PYTORCH REQUESTS BEAUTIFUL SOUP 4

>>299 >>300 FRUSTRATED FOR SO LONG, TWO DUBS AS QUICK AS LIGHTNING!

>>299 >>300
I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN !

>>299 AND THEY'RE THROUGH AGAIN, ITS FABREGAAAAAAAASSS

bitches be like "why don't you check your privelege"
like BITCH HOW BOUT YOU CHECK THESE DUBS 😂

>>277

CHECK EM

>>275 We're hiring...

I am jobless

Hot shot Parmo at the Manjaro with the waka waka chicken and the toast nachos, got a mini mixed grill when it’s time to eat, 10/10 food and the price is cheap

I have been banned from twitter again. Farewell frens, it's over.

>>269 fatty fatty fatty

>>270 just say youre vegan so you dont have to get it but that could just be in the usa

work might make me vaxx. Im already autistic so maybe it will counteract and i'll stop using twitter after getting it

Thoughts on Cornish harry?

No zog-ccine for me cheers xx

Thoughts on BT fun zone?

>>263 will never forget that time mikko shagged her. unbelievable graft that was.

>>264
I've had 1, fuck it
The second one will make me ill so I can have a week off work

admit it. who here is vaxxed

god bambi blacks is an absolute goddess

>>261
very, very based

goodnight fun zone. tonight I'll be dreaming of fun.

Jack Grealish isn't worth £100,000,000.

>>255 oh yeah I need to make auto YouTube embeds too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2IYIJc1f00

My tummy is rumbling :(

>>252 gone

BT please remove the big line at the top of the screen. It is creating a low ceiling effect. Not Lindy.

the-fun-zone.com is the new main domain, and should automatically connect securely unlike the old domain.

If not reachable, use old boringtrousers.money

I've told you time and time again come off of Facebook. Do not give your fucking number out

DU DU DU DUUUUUUUUU BORING TROUSERS

BORING TROUSERS 🇬🇧

I for one thank BT for building this new temple. I was growing old of the social platforms of yesterday, but now I am looking era of fun and excitement. :D

This is more funner than twitter

I am having fun

>>241
40 year mortgage wahey!

>>241 can imagine myself getting in some smashing hours in pro clubs there

Fixed timezones

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears.

that bilderberg one updated pretty quickly

Added preview boxes but it takes 3 hours for the service to refresh the feed......

time wasted

I'll fly a starship across the universe divide, and when I reach the other side, I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can; perhaps I may become a highwayman again, or I may simple be a single drop of rain... But I will remain. And I'll be back again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.

Do not post: Illegal content, unsavoury content, spam, profanity, disrespect towards women, criticism of the fun zone, or political discussion of any sort.

Harry Fren

Boring trousers

Hey boys x

>>232

Its Back Baby!

Enough now. Marcus Rashford should be in prison. He is the biggest domestic terrorist this country has ever known. The most wives ever beaten in a single night are all down to his piss poor penalty effort. It's him. Send him down.

No joke schizoposting just stopped me from being horny

banned from twitter again

i welcome our new mushroom overlords

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

EZ4ENGLAND

>>224
buying all 4 is also queer because they all trade together anyway so you may as well just back your favourite horse for the fun of it

If you think about it, buying any stock other than apple, Microsoft, google or amazon, is effectively just a gigantic COPE.

I love CNBC man

check my trips

I have been banned from twitter again.

Another user banned for profanity. 1 Week.

Remember twitter? not lindy.

BT bruvva allow me to hold conference with you

>>214
Banned. 1 week.

Good monday everyone

ded website

Jerome Powell appreciation post

Not reading all that

Stocks are trading at huge valuations because of excess liquidity in the system. Banks don't know what to do with it all. There is no shortage of liquidity but a shortage of capital. The fed's plan of flooding the system with money did seem to prevent a financial meltdown, but the new liquidity thats still coming in is not being utilised at all because the markets are already saturated. It is being parked between the retail banks and the central bank in reverse-repo, so the banks can continue to take advantage of the current policy for as long as possible before rates are hiked. Reverse repo rates jumped their biggest amount ever yesterday due to the fed announcing they were begging plans for tapering. This is because the banks have no use for the liquidity at the moment, but it would be foolish not to borrow as much as possible anyway.

The fed on Wednesday confirmed that although they're focusing on employment rather than controlling inflation, they now have tapering and rate hikes on their mind as they won't be willing to let inflation run out of control.

That means infinite money is FINISHED. All inflation people have been worrying about is priced in. Markets are trading at massive earnings multiples helped by the ample liquidity still available. Inflation IS for the large part transitory due to the reopening, and that will be followed by a period of DEFLATION which when coupled with a rate hike will cause a HUGE market sell off.

The dollar will be fine, confidence in the dollar jumped yesterday, and the dollar index rose.
Inflation will still be volatile but it will be a mild threat to your spending power. We are currently at or near the peak of PPI inflation already.

What won't be fine is the markets. Stocks, property and crypto. They're all coming down now the fed has indicated the narrative may shift to control inflation, if it appears their policy has caused some inflation to be lasting.

We are heading for a lost decade for investing, but cash WILL be safe.
The wealth gap will decline in the short term.

Chairman Powell has got me on strings

Snoring trousers

>>206
Football is for benders

Footballs coming home

>>188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaGry1F_VU&ab_channel=Pt.PotatoPt.Potato

Uhmmmmmm

Hi

>>199
similar style but different concept

>>199
England will win the Euros, dubs to confirm

this is like 4chan but BT created it?

Son, I say son. Turn that Rugeley Calling up.

>>195

Ryan made me come here

>>193
bluclart pontins roof

why is no one respecting the pontins roof

>>188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaGry1F_VU

>>187
>BT buys oracle shares
>the very next day AWS goes down

Reddit down
Amazon down
Spotify down
Twitch down
Paypal down
 
many zog websites have fallen today. but you know who's still standing?
 
Boring J. Trousers.
(at www.boringtrousers.money)

Bludclart pontins roof

BT asset management aquired Oracle (ORCL) at a price of $83 per share

>>184 its https://rb.gy/enaq3a click to add my discord and my boobies

>>179
tried contacting think you put the wrong link, do you have a discord

Do not post illegal content or I will phone the police. Do not post profanity or NSFW content. Do not spam. Please do not be disrespectful to women.

>>181
there is no thread.

dead thread xd

>>179

I am a female attracted to uninteresting pantaloons and love men who are shit at investing contact me here https://tinyurl.com/pt5kr3jz

Waiting for rugeley to call....

still waiting ......

......... oh god

Mortified is the only word I can come up with. A town died today. Rugeley is gone.

>coming soon
Log in only exclusive version of the fun zone for high IQ/High net worth/ high talent individuals.

I’m not going back to twitter full time. I am spending a lot of time growing the boring trousers brand instead. Luxury Clothing range coming soon. All of my products will be more expensive than Gucci. This is a key policy.

Blows my mind how there are guys out here in Britain in their 40s who are skint and still renting

I know life’s harder for some but fuck me did you even try?

The dinosaurs went extinct because someone told them I was coming.

>>163
just found out it's a man

I knew there was something off.

he cracks me up, man 🤣

>>166
auto-denied

Where do I submit my girlfriend application?

Where do I submit my girlfriend application?

the Samsung ai thing is ugly

10 likes and I'll tell you what I did with big chungus.

Can't believe I'm pushing 50 (24)

"make it" means simply get a hot girlfriend, everyone knows that.

The system is collapsing right before our eyes

We need female only gyms so more females go to the gym

capitalism is so fake, can't believe so many people still think its real.

the whole world is a Ponzi scheme

>>152
that's a valid graft

Just seen BT in Asda asking his mum if he can have the new Harry Styles album at the checkout

>>149
DFH in my Denver nugget jeans waiting for death to approach

WFH in the garden with my muscles out waiting for Aki to walk past. Doesn't get any better

another day another net worth ATH but still no gf to spend it on, why live?

>>146
how did you become so based?

my twitter is broken, I am now permanently posting on the fun zone AMA

dead thread

This guy... One word. Grafter. Imagine being a guy from humble beginnings cursed with being a bit suspect. Difficult right? Let me assure you, this guy is a grafter. I ordered my Iceland delivery for Christmas and made sure I got Fries2Go on the delivery as well as some chocolate Philadelphia spread. Delivery arrives and this guy rolls up on his BMX that I sold him for fifteen bar after I nicked it from some kid down peacock estate anyway he's there distracting the Iceland delivery bloke and I'm there opening the freezer compartment and twocing my delivery haha while I'm there I nick half the estates food shopping and the guy looks at me with shock but I just stare him down and then rylan slaps the cunt across the street meanwhile a black bird about 6'7 sees me and she is thirsty so I offer her some lucozade just kidding I offer her my cock and fuck her inside the freezer compartment haha dont come shopping when the Iceland vans rocking innit but west yorkshire bobbies turn up to an assault and rylan hops in the van and takes it for a spin losing the bobbies outside paradise pizza shop. Greets me in shock when we lose coppers and sees the Amazonian black queen covered in cum. She loves a grafter.

Its a beautiful summers day the breeze is uummm stupendous

>>87
still can't believe the umbrella queen was here.. thought she disappeared for good when ATW revealed he only liked girls with penises

“The English countryside is so lovely”
Yeah until you meet the miserable bastards who live here. I’d rather go for tea and biscuits with al-baghdadi.

>>137
? State your fucking name, soldier!

Hello BT

Sat in the room waiting for my interview. I peer to the left. "Boring Trousers." I look and see an astonishingly beautiful Polish girl, about 27, and I smile. This is my time to shine. She tries to shake my hand. I look at her again, lost in her deep blue Slavic eyes, and smile. Offering out my hand, I chest bump her, "booyaka Sha" I say, in a Ali G impression, she laughs, stroking her hair to the side. I know I had grafted yet another Polish woman, this time, establishing my dominance in the interview. She questions me about my weaknesses and I say, simply, "my social skills" and she chuckles calmly, stroking her hair again, "I don't see anything wrong with them", I smile at her, showing my golden grills and revealing my gold necklace, she's dripping wet. She keeps stroking her hair. This is no longer an interview for a job, this is an interview for breeding rights and I had passed the test. We go into the side room and in a swift 26 seconds she is impregnated, a true graft, in the middle of the 26 seconds, my groin wet with grool, she says "you've got the job, now I've got your child" and I knew that the council of graft would be proud

>>134
untrue, verc is paranoid

tfw BT is exploiting us for our IP addresses

>there are people who haven't figured out you can click those green, blue and brown buttons posted further down the page
NGMI

dancing button

If I was King, I would change my name to King Alfredo Bossman Aldolphus Maximums Clavdivs I

>>128
not drunk fella

>>127
>>126
based to be shitposting at the fun zone on the work computer while drunk on a mere two pints yes

>>123
don't forget to brush your teeth

BT is it based to have two pints at lunch

Can you hear that? That's the sound of normies getting bored of bitcoin, and as the weekend approaches they head down to the pubs; they realise that they actually need what's left of their money for more important essentials, such as stone island jackets and illicit substances.

To do list:
>Make images expand without opening a new tab
>Mobile version (maybe)
>Fix auto HTTPS redirect (you can still manually type https://)
>more fun
>sticky usernames
>auto updater
>word filter
>upvote button for all my posts, and downvote button for everyone elses
>all my posts to have a gold trim
>try to make a page break for when the thread gets too long

high test

LOL

What you deleeting posts for batty man

Come on Manchester !!

>>117
I'll get round to it

I want enlarge images without opening them in a new tab. Make it happen

This must be BT soon

>>114
greetings brother

hello fun havers

[This post requires a fun zone gold membership. Please subscribe to reveal.]

>>109
you should pay him in bottles of listerine instead. thank me later

>>109
yes please

hello boring j trousers, i read your information which i found most fascinating, how would you like to work with us at AngloAmerican? we can put you on a starting salary of, lets say, three gold bars a week?

please consider my offer,

I remain,

Mark Cutifani

>>107 checked.

check these fucking dubs

New update: new posts now go straight to the top rather than the bottom, and if you adjust the size of the message box the other posts will dynamically move out of the way for it. Post reply button dances now too.

>>103
crypto-crypto is a taxable event

if you've been trading shitcoins backwards and forwards all I can say is good luck.

>>102

Aye, that's what I'll have to do, maybe hold the rest in usdt or other stable coin till I can withdraw in subsequent tax years

>>101
If your +gain is lower than £12,300 in 1 year from April 5- April 6 then the capital gains tax is 0%

If it’s more than that then the only safe way to avoid it is to realise gain on 12000 then leave the rest till next year. If your gain is way above that then it’s a bigger problem

Any advice for withdrawing crypto profits and where to then put those funds?>>96 dont want to get rekt by capital gains

💯

>>98
If I won the lottery I would simply buy a million more lottery tickets

>>97
Because the price increased 1400% in 1 year. I didn't think anyone would ask that question.

>>96
How can it be the jackpot situation for hodlers and also be ridiculous to continue to hold?

Bitcoin's problem is that it went up far too quickly.
Buying it today or even any time this year is not the same as buying it when I was talking about it constantly for the last few years. It's not even the same as buying it during the previous bull market. This parabola (breached weeks ago) was more extreme than the last, and far too extreme and volatile to even be considered an asset. Which is great for us who were already holding (it's what we hoped for, but weren't meant to expect), but to continue holding or even be buying now is ridiculous. And that point stands even if it hits 400K next week. The risks have changed. This is the jackpot situation for hodlers, not for anyone else.

I don't encourage anyone to chase the pump and dumps or try to time bottoms and tops, it's statistically much more profitable for the average person to do absolutely nothing and not get involved.

I will instead wait until the market is dead and everyone's lost interest before I even consider buying back in. It's not about price level for me, it's about stability. The proven strategy with bitcoin historically has been to buy the calm and sell the storm, not to time the dips.

Making reasonable predictions is also impossible but since I love to guess:
2024 prediction: $45,000

Morning

BT wants us to join a cult culiminating in mass suicide via wanking ourselves to death

>>90
finally, a man more schizophrenic than bt

posting on the boring trousers dot money imageboard with a VPN so BT cant note down my ip adress

...

ok I've got to go before I get transported back to 2003. Cya! Keep it up king

>>84
is this the umbrella girl?

Typing my username and the verification code each time is killing me............

BT! hey king

wow this place is so eventful

>>80
In that case I've done an excellent job

This kinda reminds me of that pedo chatroom I got groomed on tbh... ah, good times

I'm too young to say “this reminds me of AOL” but... this reminds me of AOL.

>>78
Hello mr noelman

Hi BT

https://youtu.be/X3aUJk1-s-8

>>66
Nice dubs!

Man United are shit

>>64
Thank you, boring trousers iphone

BT this website is incredible

>>56
we can delete this board now, the pinnacle has been reached

I'm thinking about deleting discord and telegram too so this is my only window of communicating with the world.. and people come to me with offerings to ask a question, like that small penguin with from happy feet.

>>58
nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57
Thanks kral

<script>console.log("hah")</script> cool board

It sure is a whole lotta fun in the fun zone, right guys ;D

>>52

geo is a pedophile

The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place... well, I don't have to tell you.

>>50
>>49

As he dusted off his cheetohs
Was a sound of "FUCK TROUSERS"
He heated a hotpocket
Cum-stained tissues on his carpet
He was sitting at his table
Mad that anons were ungrateful
So he deleted the whole thread now
Shut it all down
Nothing allowed

BT are you okay, are you okay, are you okay BT?
BT are you okay, are you okay, are you okay BT?
BT are you okay, are you okay, are you okay BT?
BT are you okay, are you okay, are you okay BT?

BT are you okay?
Will you tell us, that you're okay?
There's a thread on the first page
And he dabbed you, a tuxedo, BT
He came into your report cue,
Left the Pepe, saying "FUCK YOU"
And then you cried to the mod too,
You were dabbed on,
It was your doom,

BT are you okay, are you okay, are you okay BT?
BT are you okay, are you okay, are you okay BT?
BT are you okay, are you okay, are you okay BT?
BT are you okay, are you okay, are you okay BT?

You've been memed by,
You've been dabbed by,
A cute criminal.

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on a boring trousers imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes posts he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

I think that casa de trousers SUCKS!

(User was banned for this post)

man this website is suh WEEEEEEEEEET
Now I can finally tell everyone I'm gay

>>44
checked 😃

check my dubs

>>42
>>40
>>38

how<

>>37

&ff0000

>how

>>35
based rammie
rammie nationalism

<font size="6" color="orange>
how
</font>

>>33
checked

>>35
Welcome aboard!

Reporting in

make this thing auto-update

>>27
done but you can just zoom in and out with ctrl + and -
cba to add ssl

hi

>>19
>>19

kekked

Increase font size and add SSL

ratemypoo.com

Time is in GMT not BST ryan just wait for October to roll around like the clock in your car

Hahahaha Jealous of my big text ;D ? enable it in the settings

Newfags can't orange text<😂

Anyone under 12ft is a manlet.

My house is filled with Funko Pops! :D

Google search artic monkeys soundcloud thank me later

Height is a social phenomenon not a unit of measurement. I’ve met taller men who are shorter than me. Height is socially constructed

>>16
I know but I cant be bothered to change it twice a year

>>15
also the time is off by an hour

>>14
no
maybe

make a 1v1 chess chatroom on here ryan

Any winnets going?

who are you people

>>10
I already decided I was going to do this, but I had to delete twitter first to motivate myself

man left twitter and missed it so much he created his own twitter ☠️

My name is Doctor Frasier Crane and I approve this website

i approve this

Steak and chips at casa de trousers.

Solihull Pozzers predicted to come 6th in the next season of the Fantasy Premier League as league discussions enter a new phase.

hi rio do you want picking up in the morning pal?